OK, this is one from when I was in second grade. It is the only one I can tell correctly, and it made made father laugh so hard he had tears in his eyes. (I didn't get it at the time.)
Q: How are politicians and lobsters alike? (Answer follows in next comment.)
Not exactly a joke but close. One of the last questions from my friend who died of cancer last winter, celebrating humor and laughter as long as possible:
What exactly was it that the cured ham recovered from?
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Crow,
I'd prefer a good joke.
OK, this is one from when I was in second grade. It is the only one I can tell correctly, and it made made father laugh so hard he had tears in his eyes. (I didn't get it at the time.)
Q: How are politicians and lobsters alike? (Answer follows in next comment.)
A: They both turn red when the water gets hot! :)
HA!
Not exactly a joke but close. One of the last questions from my friend who died of cancer last winter, celebrating humor and laughter as long as possible:
What exactly was it that the cured ham recovered from?
am,
Good one. My favorite was the patient coming in for a revision amputation of his leg for bone cancer.
"Measure once, cut twice. Damn, it's still too short!"
Yikes! HA!
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