Reading over on failbook, saw a status asking a lot of questions that I'm sure spammers would love the real answers to. Part of why I deleted my fecesbook account long ago, never used it while I had it, and will never get on another "social networking" commercial site ever again. Too many unappealing interests, all want one's data, and more to the point, money. So, I decided to answer them here.
My middle name. Danger.
My age. One thousand years old.
My favorite drink. Tiny but increasing doses of a rare poison, just in case.
My birthday. Long long ago, far, far away.
Love of my life. Dark chocolate bunnies.
Best friend. Excuse me?
Favorite color. Black purple.
Eye color. One green violet, one sky blue pink.
Hair color. Depends on the dye. Or the scalp tattoo.
Favorite food. Either baby penguin hash, or ancient sardine casserole.
Mom's name. Mary. Or Amelia. Possibly neither. Joan, Elizabeth, Grace? How about Alice, do you like the name Alice?
2 comments:
I remain a careful - hopefully careful enough - FB user. I recall one of their announcements, which was to suggest letting them know any additional email addresses which I use. No way, I thought - it wouldn't benefit me, and they would just have more of my personal info.
Though I still spend/waste too much time on there, the hard data they have on me is at a minimum.
I like your answers, by the way.
Ugh. FB just makes me shudder, whichever way I look at it. No thanks.
Yours and the answer given were funny though.
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