All Things Linguistic joined in on a Sign meme.

I especially like mine.
Pisces: Your star sign should be spelt ghoti.


Aries: Proctology, or at least the ER taking foreign objects out of rectums.

Taurus: Have you considered large animal veterinary nursing?

Gemini: Psych nursing, for the irony of being split personality, and having the insane care for same.

Cancer: Well, obviously oncology.

Leo: Speech therapy.

Virgo: GYN.

Libra: Bariatric.

Scorpio: Toxicology.

Sagittarius: Acupuncture.
Capricorn:

Aquarius: Like Saussure, you understand the arbitrariness of signs.

Pisces: Your star sign should be spelt ghoti.