Friday, March 02, 2007

Bagpipes

Another damn bunch of questions. Via Pacian.


1. Do you like cheese?
Not so much. Good mozzarella or very extra sharp cheddar, yes, at times.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Never used heroin in any form. Smoked clove cigarettes one year, but stopped.

3. Do you own a gun?
I was once responsible for an M16A1, but it was not mine. I'm a good shot, but will not own a gun.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No. I do plan out what I will say.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Eh. Good sausages, all beef Kosher spicy ones, make good hot dog soup.

7. What's your favourite Christmas song?
Coventry Carol. Minor key.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tea. Plain hot black tea.

9. Can you do push ups?
Yeah, but not as many as I once could.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
On most days. Having to have the litter boxes in there makes it less clean that I would like.

11. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
Iridescent pink glass earrings.

Where's 12?
Twice past six.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Simple oddity, I assume. Shock and confusion.

14. Do you have friends?
Quite a few more than I often assume. To my delighted amazement.

15. Do you miss someone?
I miss all my friends very deeply.

16. Middle Name?
Evelyn. Not given at birth, adopted when I took on D's last name after we'd been married seven years. My aunt's name, with permission of her son my cousin.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
My feet hurt
Gods that chicken madras leftover from India Quality was wonderful.
I should go to bed.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
Tea
beer
orange juice

20. Current worry?:
D's grad school prospects.

21. Current hate?
A woman at work who hates everything, and I am chum to her sharkiness.

22. Favourite place to be?
Beside D, with Moby on our feet.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
I was asleep.

24. Where would you like to go?
Sailing for a week.

27. Do you own slippers?
Red terry ones. I never wear them.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
Night knits, blue.

29. Do you burn or tan?
Both. Neither since the last burn.

30. Favourite colour?
Purple, darkest bluest possible.

31. Would you be a pirate?
No, nor a mass murderer, nor a drug dealer, nor a torturer. I don't get the romanticism of pirates at all.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Sacred Harp tunes, They Might Be Giants songs.

35. What's in your pocket right now?
I haven't got any pockets right now. Oh, wait, yes I do, and.... Tiger Balm.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
30 Rock. Moby. D.


37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Had crappy sheets as a kid, the pilled up flannel ones that sparked in particular. Got good high thread count, and colored sheets only as an adult.

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Herniated discs.

39. What is your biggest pet peeve?
I don't think about peeves anymore. People with lots of pet peeves.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One. But three computers, not counting the ones in other appliances.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Matt. No shit, there he was.

42. Who is your most silent friend?
K the potter.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
D. If there is anyone else, I don't really care.

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
Did as a kid, when I saw them often. And sang "Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket..."

45. What is your favourite book?
Tao Te Ching, perhaps. No, not fair to have a favorite, it depends.

46. What is your favourite sweet?
Aside from good chocolate, I love maple sugar candy.

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
We didn't have a song, but we had a bellydancer. Our Song is It's The End of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine).

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Lady of Spain on bagpipes. Or Scotland the Brave on accordion, either one.

49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Sleeping.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Ow. I really should be doing my back PT.

14 comments:

LJ said...

I love #48.
Perfect.

herhimnbryn said...

35 ditto!

Pilgrim/Heretic said...

Ah, the sparky flannel sheets... I used to have some of those (in Minnesota where it was also super dry in the winter), and then I got some lovely warm flannel pajamas. I was waxing lyrical to my roommate about how snuggly and cozy I was going to be in my new flannel PJs, and she said "P/H, you're going to roll over in the middle of the night and set yourself on fire!"

Mella said...

Loved 13 - my husband's odd nature is what drew me in.

30 Rock - laughed at that.

I wish I had Tiger Balm in my pocket right now. Wish I had pockets right now.

(You do realize that this will now most likely find itself on my blog sometime in the near future...)

Anna said...

If I ever had any doubt as to your eccentricity it is gone. How on earth did you integrate a belly dancer into your wedding? And may I please come to your funeral?

Zhoen said...

p/h Moira and I are having fire safety issues on our blogs this week, I guess. Have a glass of water nearby.
Mella, I shall not be surprized.
Anna, I should say reception, at a Lebanese restaurant. The ceremony was in D's parent's living room, only parents and brothers present. Our friends were so disappointed not to have been at the wedding, we promised a reception when we could afford one. Seven years later...

Zhoen said...

Oh, and you are all invited to my funeral. I'll let you know.

Pacian said...

Another damn bunch of questions.

Surely it is your desire to answer them that makes them so damnable? ;-)

You and D have the best song.

Anonymous said...

I'm impressed, but not surprised that you can do push-ups. And I look forward to the day that I can afford good sheets :)

Lucy said...

The belly dancer delighted me too, and I can REALLY hear L of S on the bagpipes and S the B on accordeon, they sound great. You'll have to have both.

Patry Francis said...

Wow. These questions really get to the heart of the matter. Each answer could be a blog post in itself!

Zhoen said...

Patry,

Yeah, I've already got three brewing in my brain.

leslee said...

These were fun. I slept through the New Year, too, and most every other midnight lately. High-count flannel in deep cranberry. :-)

MB said...

I'm looking forward to sleeping through the night on a more regular basis again. It's an underappreciated pleasure.