Drama

Sorry to say, I watched Untold Stories of the ER! this morning. I keep hoping it will be a better show, but it only makes me laugh aloud in derisive tones, and shout sarcasm.

The surgeon called, dramatically for a "BOOKWALTER RETRACTOR!" I know exactly what this looks like. There is a notched flat steel ring, and a series of hand sized, smooth, curved segments that will hold back the abdominal wall, usually padded with lap sponges, thick gauze with radio-opaque strips. What was shown was a square, bent, elbow sized hunk of metal that may be used as a brace to hold a truck engine, but looks like no surgical retractor I've ever seen. Not even close.

Then, another case, the ER doc shouts at the (undefined - probably nurse) to "Watch those monitors CLOSELY!" She replies meekly, "Yes, doctor!" Firstly, the request would have been stated as a request, "Keep an eye on those monitors for me, would you?" Had it been ordered dramatically, the response would have been more along the lines of, "Really? Ya THINK? No shit!" followed by a muttered "idiot." Such DRAMA. Actors, sheesh. No, folks who work with life and death, breathing and blood, get calmer the worse it gets. That's how we do it. As soon as the crisis is over, one way or the other, we make a joke, in relief or release.

D has been watching Dogfight - (about airplane battles, not dogs.) The over the top narration and music is comical, especially compared to the thoughtful, measured insouciance of the fighter pilots interviewed. I remember a British show about fighter pilots, who also spoke of their experiences without ego or bravado.

And, funny as Mike Rowe is on Dirty Jobs, his revulsion - which he does overcome, is in marked contrast to the folks who work hard, dirty jobs every day.

This was a week about odor, blood I barely notice anymore. Electrocautery of hormonal tissue is quite potent, another smell that hardly registers. Old, sick shit still smells bad, but normal healthy poop is just an odor - neither good nor bad. The surgeons were complaining of a sebaceous cyst stink, and a dermoid induced a suppressed urge to retch. But not much really gets to me. A young resident stopped by at the front desk while I was answering the phones, chatting with another nurse, and I wanted to hold my nose and run away - because he had some strong cologne that made me nauseated. Another surgeon brings his coffee into the OR (against policy), and I cannot stand the stench.

I have a weird job, and it's done weird things to my perceptions.

Curl

He's been chasing around like mad all morning, not eating, strenuously resisting any attempt at being picked up, beating the stuffing out of the wooly mice. I checked for earthquakes, and there were a few off in Wells, Nevada. Close enough to occasionally be felt here, particularly - I'm guessing, for a cat. Then he curled up next to D, and slept.

See wooly mice, chewed, and new.

Pat

Some of the distress is just newhaircutshock. When it settles down, it won't be so bothersome.

Buds

I got to stay late at work last night. No, I am not being sarcastic, I'm just glad we've been a little busier. Plus, it timed out so that I could meet the guys for dinner. D ordered for me, and I got there before the food arrived. Mind, this is a great little Chinese restaurant, none of the staff has English as a first language, and the service is not American overfast. The food itself is wonderful, well spiced, complex, fresh, genuine. I don't know how traditional, since I've never been to China, but I suspect it's closer than most. A fresh, cut up orange for dessert. Almost a dozen different teas. Shared food, lively conversation, and hope all around.

D's interview went well. N looking at new opportunities, Dave in negotiations for a job, I worked an extra half hour. Nothing sure, but the first thaw in a long, hard winter. Ok, R skipped, apparently sleeping. Damn time change.

My brain has been mushy, as I try to write about movies, and fail. Well, fail to produce enough coherent text to launch a commercial site, certainly. Holding on to the idea, pulling at the loose threads.

So, I'll plug.

Pepper has a wonderful video up of Roxy on her printer, appropriately called Cat Jam.

I once did a lot of survey work, to pay for luxuries like rent and food when I was a poor student. As a result, I will always respond to non-commercial surveys, as karmic recompense. And Kleman* left a request, politely in the comments, to respond to his survey. When I asked him if he'd like other bloggers, he gave an enthusiastic yes. It's not bad, and I'd love for the thoughtful, intelligent bloggers who come here to skew his data away from the teen/facebook bloggers. If you can take the 5-10 minutes, please do. I may well tag you for a meme about it, some of the questions provoke thought.

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Cuttings

Long ago, I took scissors to my own hair, and got berated for it. I thought I'd been clever and considerate, since I wanted to cut something, and my hair was my own.

It would not be the last time I cut my own hair, but found out that others considered this wrong, as, apparently, my hair was not, in their opinion, my own to do with as I wished.

My mother had my hair cut in a Pixie, while I wanted to grow it out, because I was to be a flower girl for my cousin's wedding. I remember distinctly, in the back seat of the car, on the way home that night, when my allowance to grow it long had been rescinded. Well, couldn't have it looking like THAT, could we?

I had my hair buzzed, during those years when hair itself seemed too stressful, stopped in the grocery store after, a stranger who had been in the barber shop approached me, asking me - as though he had a right to an answer, why I had my hair cut like a boy? I countered that he didn't know me, had no right to even ask, none of his business, and, in addition, bugger off.

One of my National Guard officers, made a point, every drill, to comment on the length of my hair, as though it mattered to her in some way. I got so that I replied with non-commital grunts.

Hair, to me, is about self determination.

I wanted, now, in my life, to have long hair. I screwed it up, and now I have to deal. Not about being bad or good, just not what I'd chosen, save by my ill-considered choices. Chose the action, chose the consequences. I am getting very irritated at how many people seem to think their opinion is more right than my own taste about how I would prefer to look, and can't. Good friends, those of you who allow that I am right - but are just assuring me it's not so bad, fine, appreciated. Those who tell me I am wrong, it's much better this way, read Carolyn Hax.

Waiting

We sat at the DMV for over 90 minutes today. After D had a bare few hours sleep last night. The time change is evil for those with insomnia. And the rest of us as well. But the ID issue had to be taken care of today, long delayed, the crunch is on. We waited, and reminisced. Because, for very few people is waiting in lines, or in concrete floored rooms, a romantic experience. And yet, for a couple who fell in love while in the military, such experiences remind us of early days in each other's company.

We have sat together on such hard floors, or inhuman metal folding chairs, waiting for our names to be called, filling out paperwork, passing time, complaining, making each other laugh. The morning after we were notified of our activation to Gulf War I, after my sleepless night and being dumped (fairly, and honorably I have to add) by the guy I'd been dating for a month, back at the armory doing all the pointlessly annoying shit the Army made us do, I grew an awful migraine. D stood in line with me, and at one point, snagged me a chair, and let me rest my throbbing head on his gas mask carrier strapped to his waist. He says he was happy to have me near, and guiltily relieved that I was available. I loved being near him, and am still grateful for a place to rest my head.

These early waits often necessitated silence together. We simply loved each other's company. And over the course of our sojourn to Saudi Arabia, we always found we preferred to be together, hungry, exhausted, cranky, in pain, annoyed or amused, dirty - at our worst, we still liked each other.

Upon arrival in that country, not knowing what our billets would be like (out in the dirt, or what), we availed ourselves of the army of Filipino barbers to shear us. I came out with a short bowl cut, and a line going around my head, buzzed below, from just above my ear to just above my ear. I have always known that D fell in love with me when I had the worst haircut of my life, I had no fears of superficial judgements. He grins at me, gazes at my hair. It's not as bad as then, I know, he tells me he loves it. Well, it is all me, no dye, no fuss.

We chatted today about mismatched couples, who seem to want the other person to complete them. We have often wondered at the trope of Horace Rumpole, of a funny guy married to She Who Must Be Obeyed - hostile to his sense of humor. Or the couple in Juno, who had no appreciation for the stability of the wife, or the 'coolness' of the husband. We still can't figure out why such people get together in the first place, blaming the artificiality of the dating procedure. Send a pair off for a year to do hard dirty work, grieve together, fix a sink, pay bills, see each other through sickness BEFORE making them vow to stay together through thick and thin. How can anyone know ahead of experience? Good couples bring their whole selves, and the partner provides a safe place for continued growth. I was in a mess when D and I got together, but I never thought he would fill my deficits. I grew around him, sheltered by him, but I wanted to bring the best of myself to us, not use him as spackle.

He thinks I'm funny. He makes me laugh. Even while waiting with children snorting and playing obnoxious electronic games behind us. Tired, cranky, we still giggle.

Sheepish

FINALLY managed to get Blooger to put up a photo. I've been trying, it kept choking.

My meagre attempts at shearing myself. Moby happy after his de-furring. My "new look" (gods, I look dowdy.) It'll grow, it'll grow.

Cut

My hair grows grey, but the old stuff, dyed and mistreated, hangs on the end. I tried to salvage, but it turns a sickly orange that glares brassily at me through the mirror, in my peripheral vision, weighing me down.

I have embraced my greying, aging hair, evidence of middle age and mortality, but I was enjoying the pension of long, neglectable tresses. My inept attempts to hurry along the process frustrate me, and I chop, and chop, and chop it away, pruning clumsily.

Now I must break my vow to never attend another salon or barbershop. I must allow a short, neat, haircut, to endure. I would buzz it all away, like a sheep on a lawn, nearly pulling it all up by the roots. But I have lived that before, knowing the shaggy awkwardness of middling growths, menopausal adolescence. And I don't want it, in the midst of financial difficulty and personal distresses.

There is no choice, though. I must tolerate a professional cut.

"Cut off all the orange, and make it neat, and I will be content. Make it fast, and I will be ecstatic." I will say to the barber, and hand over my eight dollars. I will not complain, only sigh. Long hair comforted me, but I did this to myself, screwed up, fucked up, muddled and fumbled. Now, I must correct, and endure the consequences. I've been here before, a kind of jail, or probation, I must simply accept and move on.

Like a muddy spring, a cool season of discomforts, daylight savings time too early, allergies and snowmelt dirt. I molt and itch.

Clown

Drag shows have always bothered me, insulted me as a woman being caricatured. A man showily "doing it better." Having made myself more aware of the transgendered issues and realities, I have come to accept that this is not intentional. Or at least not intended as an insult. And I connected it today to several other cultural phenomenon, a countercultural fad that has mushroomed into industrial toxicity.

There is a book called Body Drama reviewed in a 'zine left in the lounge at work, with two photos, one of a woman, the other a copy - photoshopped to create a size-one bottom. Seen alone, the second would seem normal in a women's fashion spread, next to the real one, it looks freakish, and boyish. And I began to think about uber thin models, and the prevalence of gay men in fashion. Men who would prefer girls to look more like boys, slim hipped, small busted, not a conscious choice. (Female designers, for the most part, prefer boys too.) Curvy, maternal women dressed flatteringly will never be their aim. The other side of fashion, couture - is about art, and the models are hangers for the art, so having to create livable clothes is again, not the point.

Drag queens are all about women writ large, on stage, the female that most brassily appeals to, yes, men. Not all men, certainly, but the kind of man who likes strippers and prostitutes, the obvious, for sale woman, the surface of sexual woman, and is amused and aroused by the exaggeration.

Which suddenly struck me as being akin to clowns. Clowns elicit nervous laughter, a fearful pleasure, an indulgence in stereotypes, obvious humor. Most folks these days don't like clowns, finding them creepy. Which is closer to what I have always felt about drag queens, the appeal completely lost on me. It's all about masks and surfaces, adoring the glamour and the flash, selling the sizzle, painting on a face.

I'll take my own, unadorned.

Muddy

Low water draining.
Left in sticky muddy ooze.
Spring ain't all flowers.



Called off work today. Looking for supplemental income source. Will write for cash.

Thinking about creating a commercial site, to review older movies. Separate from One Word, distinctly. Middle aged woman reviewing those films you always meant to see. What do you think?

Calm

It's been since we have lived with Moby. I have cultivated a studied quiet, to give him reason to trust us, not to be startled or fearful. Where once I would have screamed and thumped around the place because I felt frustrated, especially when alone, I now express this in a more controlled flow of calmer words or rueful laughter. Seeing my dear cat freaked and hiding - echoing my out of control fits, motivated me to change.

I'd already moved toward less rageful expressions, because D retreated at my outbursts, and expressed distress at my screaming at other drivers. As I restrained my fury, the anger itself ebbed. Venting, I came to realize, is feeding the anger monster. Anger is a choice, and a toxic one, in no small part because it spreads and splashes back from others. Frustration and worry, those are feelings. My response is always a choice.

Gentleness and polite responses, laughter, deflect anger, but take conscious effort, practice. Yesterday, I had a lot of practice, turning it into a good day.

We have orderlies that work in surgery, some are trained to be unit assistants, who do a bit more. They open supplies with the scrub, they set up the bed, help me position, run for equipment, hold the leg for me to prep. Experienced ones are a great help with total joint cases. Setting up a total hip replacement is a lot of jobs all at once, especially for a surgeon who may do eight to ten between two rooms in a day (with the assistance of a Physician's Assistant - PA). The turnover has to be fast for this to work. Delays are inevitable. The good UAs usually go on to med school, or to be PAs, which has happened recently. So when new ones train, a lot of work falls back on me. Some UAs are quicker off the mark than others.

I said please, and thank you, and what can I do for you, and that's fine, I can take care of that, many many times yesterday. In a calm and pleasant voice. To keep everyone around me calmly thinking, not add any chaos in. Which keeps my patient safe. Which allows me to laugh as I dismantle and clean the OR table after the last case.

That's when my scrub tech yesterday told me the story of two of the ortho guys, on a ski-lift, one telling the other he hoped to do five hundred joints this year. A snowboarder on the seat beside them goggled, "That's a lot! You have to have a good job to do that much."

D calls our current situation a "Perfect Storm of anxiety." In our first year back, after four yearly moves, an apartment with electrical (it's not grounded) issues necessitating another move, his overwhelming difficulties finding work (I know when he does get hired, they will love him, but getting hired is a high, spiky hurdle), health problems for both of us - his requiring surgery and ongoing therapy, resultant financial stresses (this insurance is barely adequate), my own work hours reduced due to low census - related to the slow economy. We know, if we could, that buying a house now would be a great idea. But we can't, not without having the house take us under.

So.

We hold each other, and laugh, immediately to keep Moby happy. He is our barometer, and he depends on us to be good, trustworthy people, whatever our worries. He purrs back calm.

Previously

Old meme, retagged. Well, fine.

Page 123,

Fifth sentence through eighth.

So they sat in the shade and sweated, while, about once a day, the mad smoking woman who smoked all the time came and laid ... things on a crude trestle table in front of them. The things had this in common: they were dull.

There was nothing to mine here, everyone knew. It was barren silt and sand all the way down.

And since I'm doing it again,

Page 246

Tenth through sixteenth.

"Do I detect a note of peevishmess?" said Adora Belle.

"Well, my plans for today did not include dropping in to chat with a three-hundred-year-old letch."

"I think you mean lych, and anyway he was a ghost, not a corpse."

"He was letching!"

"All in his mind," said Adora Belle. "Your mind, too."

"Normally you go crazy if people try to patronize you!"

"True. But most people aren't able to translate a language so old that even golems can hardly understand a tenth of it. Get a talent like that and it could be you getting the girls when you are three centuries dead."

(Ok, I went over, but I couldn't leave you hanging like that.)

Making Money, Terry Pratchett.

Mizithra

There is a regional chain restaurant that once served as default gathering place with food, for our circle of friends. Relatively cheap, they never batted an eye at seating five or nine or eleven people, though many of the chairs were uncomfortable in the name of quaintness. The service could be slow and difficult, water glasses were filled obsessively and over objections, other diners often broke out in the singing of Happy Birthday, abetted by the waitstaff, flash photography was common, children scampered unchecked. The menu had few real choices, spaghetti with a selection of tomato sauces, and a chicken breast entree. The Italian sodas priced beyond my meager budget at the time, although once in a while I would have a chocolate soda instead of a meal. Rich desserts that I never tried. Spumoni was included, so why would I?

And there was spaghetti with browned butter mizithra. Comfort food, the most reliable choice, since the other sauces varied in quality. Not a pretty, showy meal, but simply wonderful, warm and good.

The evening that D had his four hour surgery for the shattered elbow, kept in the hospital overnight, all those years ago, his friends gathered me up and took me there to eat, ordered this dish, and beer, for me. Refused to take no, I'm fine, really, for an answer. I loved them for their kindness. I still do. Because that was not isolated generosity, but the first glimpse into their characters.

Lately, mizithra cheese has been showing up at the local grocery store. I have not yet gathered the wherewithal to try to make it at home.

Exposed

Winds blow heavy hard small rain
earth tips away, there.
shy grey depressed grass exposed.

Buoy

Time, I think, she says
For bad poetry
to buoy me through the March.

Night

Three attempts at a real essay for today, and the narrative wanders, drifts down and disintegrates, miring in unpleasantly unintended subjects.

So. Well.

Thanks to Udge for a cloudy book and piquant chocolate joy, all unexpected, with the delighted shock of being seen and known, an untested friendship proving true.

For Moira, whose birthday, four days before my own, was lost in my viral exhausted brain. But she chose only to worry for me.

Dark thoughts, despite my practiced optimism, anxiety and anger. But then I remember how much worse it was in the Living History Hospital Museum, the permanently broken systems and the pervasive lack of gratitude. One surgeon has made a point of telling my supervisor how much he thinks of my work, twice. This doesn't stop the creeping despair, but it pours syrup on it. Annoys and slows the gnawing, unwelcome fury.

We find red velvet cake at Smith's. Massive, moist sweetness, decadent excess as a sop to my moody ill feelings. I get a bit of salmon, mushrooms, all my tastes, not D's, but he grins at my indulgences, offering nothing but encouragement, without fuss. And a barely managed stop for only recently found Beamish - in cans (with widget.)

Ah, well. This is life, sometimes. Just how it is, I get tired and discouraged and can't see my way clear. Night follows day follows night.

Bruised

Does this look bruised to you? Jackson tables are notoriously vicious. Made my work much more challenging. Always good to start off the morning with a bashed thumb.

I do love being capable, running my ass off and keeping all the balls in the air all day long. Today took juggling. Poor orderly, good mormon boy, asking about the multi suction, asked if I wanted a threesome, and I had to comment "Haven't been offered that in many years!" I really shouldn't do that.

I have my b-day off tomorrow. Feeling bruised all over.

Rainbows

Clear skies far West, pouring rain in the afternoon, means rainbows in the East.

If I'd felt a bit better, I'd have gone out to make these. Instead, enjoy the fine esthetics of our apartment buildings. This morning, it was wintrymix, huge conglomerate flakes of snow and gigantic raindrops together. The beginning of the urban flooding of spring.

Tired of feeling so ill. February is a heavy month.

Going to bed. Living for my days off.

Whitecastle

We finally saw Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, on the qualified recommendation of a friend. Well, we are both feeling ill and with very short attention spans, and it seemed the perfect non-commitment movie. Yes, I will spoil a few plot points, but honestly, it won't make a difference. The plot is not really a plot.

It's not a complicated film. Like Cheech and Chong, it's about a couple of guys getting baked and making crude jokes. It's a bit of Into the Night, a long series of unnecessary frustrations through a peculiar and threatening city scape. Two friends on a quest for their heart's desires, which is to say, sex, drugs, and hamburgers, with a bit of cosmic justice thrown in for good measure. Not , not, not if you are in the mood for a thoughtful, intelligent story.

It is witty, or at least smartassed. References abound, as Neil Patrick Harris appears as Neil Patrick Harris (not "as himself" mind you) stoned out of his mind, and steals their car. Extreme Sports Punk #1 is called exactly that by his friend in the film. The actors are given lines to reference their work in other movies. There is an undertone, well, not very far under, of the bigotry faced by non-whites in America, as well as the funniest "immigrant children" inspirational speech. Not taken darkly, but a real context for a surreal journey.

There is a medical scene. It's all kinds of wrong, but they know that, I figured they were having an hallucination, so that's alright. Kinda of like when they ride the cheetah.

There are fart jokes. Ok, ok, diarrhea jokes. Pus jokes. Bare breasts. Sexual situations with a large bag of pot. "Gay stuff." Corrupt cops chasing them. This is not highbrow at all. But, it's good froth, done by people with bright humor and deep intelligence, and an easy camaraderie. Which makes this, by my main rule, a very good movie. They set themselves low, silly goals, and met each and every one, and exceeded most. The energy shows, there is a lot of heart, and it made me laugh aloud.

Well, I guess I will now have to see the other Harold and Kumar adventures.

Maybe.

What?

I'm sorry, all I can hear is this buzzing hum.

Later

It's not my birthday
It's not today

It's not my birthday, so why do you lunge out at me?

When the word comes down,
"Never more will be around"

Though I'll wish you were there, I was less than we could bear

And I'm not the only dust my mother raised

more here.


I did mention, not yet. Another week. I will keep all your wishes wrapped until the day, so don't feel the need to resend.

I promised no more salons, no more getting anyone else to cut my hair. I mean this.

Have come down ill. Shall hibernate.

(Sorry, feeling more than a little irritable.)

Ytrebup

My first steps into anti-puberty are about as bad as the first steps in. All expressed in my stupid hair, as it started.

We all know about my dying out the grey, finally coming to terms, half hearted attempts to let it grow out, the ridiculously expensive salon afternoon, where the color was mellowed, but the cut sucked. Yeah, well, I asked at the time if getting the brown dye out would be easier, and was told yes certainly.

I tried doing this myself.

From the other side of the looking glass, this awkward phase feels pretty awful. Oh, I can cope better, but the feelings are just as awful.

My hair, or part of it, is orange. I cut off much of the offending material. But the thought of growing out bad hair, again, ugh. And much of the orange is still there. I weigh cutting all of of the orange off, dealing with being all shaggy for many months, but with just my real hair, salty and peppery, left. This is not my color, I look, and feel, sallow. And I can't decide which is worse.

Poopie.

(Rinsing with tea again this morning seems to have muted the brassiness just enough for me to cope.)

(Proof, if any is needed, that much can be solved by a nice, strong cuppa.)

(These are the problems you want to have.)

Cuddle

The mellow black cat who lived in my house when I was small loved to be held and cuddled. I would carry Midnight around on my shoulders, or he would curl, purring, on any available lap.When I met him, the ex had several cats with whom he co-existed, but were hardly cuddly. I got all three to like me picking them up, in varying degrees. When ex moved, they decided not to move with him (gosh, wonder why.)

Holding a cat in my arms feels like giving a friend a hug, I suppose, bringing them up face to face, a kind of equality in affection.

Moby is not the cuddliest of cats. He does not claw or bite, but wrenches himself away very effectively. Polite, friendly, he likes to hang out near wherever we are, lean on us. He started sleeping on us after about four months, probably for warmth as much as anything. But generally, he's not one for laps. It took a long time just to get him comfortable with shoulders. As soon as he stopped hiding, I started lifting him up. As soon as he squirmed, I would gently put him down. Gradually holding him a few seconds into the squirm, but every time placing him down easily, so that he came to trust the motion.

When he seemed to actually like being held for a minute at a time, as long as he was in the mood, with a token body gesture to let me know he was done, I encouraged D to start as well. He was new-papa nervous, and it took him a while to get an arm configuration that worked for both of them. Moby would let D hold him longer, sooner, clearly happy to get his claws into D's sweater, chin on his shoulder, and purr like mad. D's face would crinkle in pleased amazement, soft fur against his cheek. During that first year, D would observe that he never realized that having a cat "would be so personal." Moby treads the lines between roommate and friend and child, scratching out his own role, with his own rules.

The affection is a matter of choice, every time, for this cat. Often, a proffered hand gets an affronted, "No, don't touch me!" move away. An attempt at a pick up is met with an eloquent body arch, feet splayed for landing. "No, no, no, no.... NO. Geeze, people." Or a walk around the apartment, a funny bit, where I walk after him, and he lets me keep up, but makes sure to stay just out of reach. "Look, I've got cat things to do. You wouldn't understand." When he gets tired of this game, he goes under, knowing I will not pull him out, generally. (Only for an emergency, like when the fire alarm went off last year.) We don't even try to hold him when he is chasey.

So, while D's hand healed, he was very anxious about picking Moby up. And Moby felt the worry. The other day, when that photo of the two of them was made, was the first time they held each other like that. Much joy and purring.

D's hand is at 90% after therapy. He's Good at healing.

Years

1962 Born. Had to wear special shoes all the time due to inward turned feet.
1963 Walking, still in hard shoes.
1964 Stood on pew at church, allowed to pet Mrs. Osdene's fur coat collar.
1965 Put pebble up my nose. Midnight the cat appeared.
1966 Got an ironing board for christmas.
1967 Got the measles. Started reading.
1968 Started kindergarden. Tonsils out.
1969 Oldest brother joined Air Force, sent off to Thailand. Began writing letters. Midnight disappeared.
1970 Next older brother left for college. Oldest brother married. Stopped from believing in Santa Claus. First real break with God.
1971 Began singing in church choir.
1972 Flew to Arizona to visit brother&wife, first 3 weeks away from home. October- Period started, very tense at home.
1973 Horrible, terrible, no good, very bad year. Bullied at school and home.
1974 Made a friend at school, Anna. Started wearing glasses.
1975 Jr. High, just a different set of classrooms in grade school, but had Mr. Zubel, who told wonderful historical stories. Next two years studying American colonial history.
1976 Taken to riding my bike everywhere, started High School. Made friends. Stopped being bullied.
1977 On stage for school play, got laugh, decide this is wonderful.
1978 Best year for academics and friends. Play tennis in summer.
1979 First job as asst. camp counsellor, quit after 2 weeks. New principal, last year sucking. No future plans. Reluctantly learn to drive.
1980 Get Library job. Graduate, start radio broadcasting school.
1981 Move to Kalkaska, job at automated radio station, back to parents house in 4 months. First real failure
1982 First dating experience, utter failure. Get accepted to college, Uncle Walt dies. Job at main library.
1983 Dealing with roommates and no money, still hopeful about acting. Start seeing much older guy.
1984 Marry much older guy, many reservations, but, I sell when I can, I "am not for all markets."
1985 Quit theater program, work as podiatrist assistant, drift.
1986 Move to Salt Lake. Work doing mall surveys, at movie theater concessions, ballroom dance teacher, art modeling.
1987 Have nervous breakdown, go on antidepressants. Get job at library.
1988 Join Army National Guard hospital unit, as a way to earn money to go back to school. Marriage disintegrating.
1989 All about Army training, so many friends. Decide marriage is over, rich with lovers - all good guys. Return, and much older spouse badgers, begs, threatens and hits, and I am sucked in, trapped. I regret not going full time Army, rather than endure a year of this. Get 4.0 GPA doing nursing pre-requsites.
1990 Finally escape. File for divorce. Within a month, sent off for Gulf War I. Start relationship with D.
1991 Survive the war merely annoyed. Return to resume classes. Still working at library.
1992 Finish all required classes, fail to be accepted to nursing school, get job at nursing home, get used Subaru. Get accepted in summer, then fired from job. D moves in with me as I start the program.
1993 Scraping through. D and I officially marry.
1994 Pass LPN exam, back to nursing home, but as nurse.
1995 Graduate, pass exams, hired at better nursing home.
1996 Hired in surgery at trauma I hospital. Hardest year, but worthwhile.
1997 On transplant team. D smashes elbow, is cared for by my colleagues. Aunt Evelyn dies. I start getting tattoos.
1998 D finishes therapy. I meet Moira, am one of her trainers.
1999 Heard Prince too often.
2000 D gets real job, with pay to match. I break with my father, finally take D's last name, we finally have our wedding reception, and Moira meets D's friend, C.
2001 Lose Moira to C, and SD. I learn PACU nursing. I have nightmares and panic attacks about the war.
2002 D laid off, goes to college for his long desired history degree. The olympics come to town, causing chaos.
2003 Moira got me to start blogging.
2004 D accepted to grad school in Boston, graduates with honors. I pack, we go. Moby enters our lives.
2005 Working day surgery recovery at Big Boston Hospital. Hired at main surgery at BBH, day after my little choking incident. Chronic back pain plagues me.
2006 Another move. Back stops me cold.
2007 The end of the ride, and we come back to where our friends are. Gather up the threads. Get Moby's bad teeth extracted.
2008 D needs hand surgery. It snows a lot.

That is all for now.

Aftermath

**
We really do have quite a collection of fine and wonderful friends. Moby certainly approves of them, accepting that anyone who comes in the door is a friend of ours, and therefore worthy of at least greeting, and possibly the honor of adoring him. I must give credit to D, since the kernel of this circle started as his elementary school buddies. Not that there is any difference in the Old Friends and New Friends, if you fit, you fit, come on in.

At our reception (good gods, was that 7 years ago?) at a Lebanese restaurant, both D and I were approached, separately, by the owner, belly dancer, and several servers, to tell us how nice our guests all were. Yes, well, they are all good people, who bless our lives. So we make an effort to gather them as best we can, as often as we can. We missed them all terribly while in Boston.

Last night's do was supposed to include a few games. We got so busy talking, we never got any started. L commented on this as they readied to leave.

"Ah, well, everybody come back in. Stop laughing, we must play a game, dammit!"

I stopped K from cleaning up. She'd spent an hour crashed on the floor next to Dave*, we gave her a pillow and covered her with a blanket. So little time together, I don't want to spend it cleaning anything. ND stayed, as the only one who would not be going home to crash immediately. So I washed dishes, while he and D talked and kept me company.

Part of the problem, aside from the schedules of modern life, that makes this all difficult is that one friend has Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome, thankfully with an employer who needs that 2AM to 10 AM niche filled. Actually, make that two with DSPS. The PhD grad student has chronic insomnia, K is a teacher's aid - with a young child of her own, I of course get up at 0530. D and Dave and L have adjusted their sleep to be able to spend time with their respective spouses. For some, last evening was VERY early in the morning, for some it was VERY late at night, but we all were here. This makes me very happy.




*There are so many Daves, this does not count as identifying information.


**Yes, I know, I have to clean my fridge better...

Turkey

Turkey Roll:
Thaw in fridge 24 hours, per instructions on package. Take still frozen turkey out, stuff in large iron frying pan, stick in 350˚F oven for prescribed two hours. Wait five hours for indicator button to pop up.

Vacuum, dust, clean floors. Clean bathroom, pick up socks and dishes from hidden corners, dismay cat who'd just gotten the apartment properly furred.

Apple Stuff:
Peel and core and dissect whole bag of apples, taking over an hour, mix in bowl with oatmeal, crushed graham crackers, sugar and cinnamon, while D does hand therapy and shares the crossword with me. Instead of tried and true method of 15 minutes in microwave, put in with recalcitrant turkey roll. Burn half, salvage the rest.

Realize I have not eaten, shake and get irritable. Ask D to make lunch, then push him aside to find leftover chicken and remaining lettuce, and force ourselves to sit and watch Michael Palin's New Europe while eating. Apologize for irritability.

Yams with Pineapple:
Bake yams. Burn hands removing peel. Mash with pineapple juice from can, add cinnamon and brown sugar. Put pineapple into flat dish, with more sugar and cinnamon, spoon mashed yams over. Realize it's too soon to cook, joyfully find unsuspected roll of aluminum foil, cover dish, clean fridge sufficiently to place dish there. Hope not to forget to actually cook it.

Open windows for five minutes to encourage fresh air.

Veggie Tray:
Shun expensive and dry prepackaged veggie trays from store. Get bags of celery, baby carrots, red and green bell peppers. With southwest and ranch store dip. Fret over not being able to prepare this for several more hours.

Salsa Rice:
Make rice in rice cooker. Check for sufficient, large container, cooking salsa, without cilantro. Clean large iron frying pan from turkey cooking, (Turkey now in cleaned casserole from burned Apple Stuff, Apple stuff in large bowl what I made years ago but isn't oven safe. Covered in previously discovered aluminum foil.) Heat rice with butter to avoid sticking, add salsa, heat and thoroughly mix, cover with griddle, let sit. (Not before 5pm.)

Consider how little green is available. Find frozen spinach, wonder where to find another pan to steam it with. Decide to wait.

Soon, I will let this all go, and just play Munchkin, or Illuminati, or Gotham Horror. I don't believe in Pot Luck. I want to host, if anyone goes away hungry, it won't be for lack of trying on my part. I'm not a great cook, but it's edible, except for the burned Apple Stuff that is down the disposal anyway. Beer for those as likes it. Tea. Seltzer, Dr. Pepper, orange juice. Dishes tomorrow, friends tonight.

D has the game area ready, will take over much, after people show. Moby may put in an appearance, may even allow himself to be adored in trade for some cat therapy.

Hold (Photo)

Confidence returns
with the strength, as the pain ebbs.
Both miss being hugged.

Spying (Photo)

Mostly, spying is waiting.

Symbol

On other blogs this week, a poem and a zen interchange, in which men treat women as symbols. She is dark and mysterious, all the yin qualities. On both, I commented that I am always jarred and irritated by male poets and philosophers, supposedly deep thinkers, tuned to their intuitive side, who cannot, or will not, see women as simply human. Augustine is a saint, a revered thinker in western ideas, who detests women. Buddhist nuns are treated as second class - culture beats religious ideals every time. Poets who try to describe the eternal, with the male being implied, and the female as the other to be interacted with. I remember feeling the rage when Joseph Campbell confused this symbolic feminine principal with actual living women.

Yes, yes, there are statistical differences when studying male and female populations, even after correcting for culture, assuming this is even possible. But an average man and an average woman in the middle of that bell curve will have much more in common than the extreme edges, of two women, even more so two men. Separate is never equal, wings and pedestals are artificial markers of imaginary variation. Shoving me up and out of the way is as bad as down and out of sight.

I will not tolerate women who shove men back out of spite. Men are not babies when they are sick any more than women. They are not, each and every one, stupid or mean, and although as a group they may benefit from a different reproduction strategy than women, that does not determine what an individual will do. Tit for tat argument is not rational or useful. A woman dating only men that fit this stereotype, should perhaps look hard at how she chooses them. Women like this will keep other women down, so that they can excuse their own inability to take full responsibility for their own ill judged choices.

I won't paint men with sunny yang phalluses, I won't paint myself with dark yin moons. We are too good at limiting our full humanity. Sure, tendency powers the global cultural norms, men in charge through force of arms historically, women enforcing through fear and convenience. But tendency is not determination.

Reminds me of when the teacher called for silence in class, and half the students would try to shout down the other half, creating no quiet at all. I figured the only effective choice was to close my own mouth, baffled that this was not obvious to everyone. This could all change this very moment, if we each took responsibility for our own choices, how we choose to see the world, the humans around us. Instead of shoving each other in boxes.

Down (Movie)

Ten seconds of snow to share and enjoy.

Watching (Photos)

The snow come down.

I was once told the only person she knew for whom weather was not small talk. Indeed, although I know "Hot enough for you?" and "How's the weather up there?" and "Raining cats and dogs out there" are trite stock comments of no earthly value, weather is not trivial. I have always experienced it as elemental, powerful, a matter of vital and emotional interest. I cried when it rained and I wanted to be outside. Thunderstorms thrill me, the green wash of sky that send down tornados, walking through deep, pristine snow still makes me feel like and intrepid explorer.

I get very irritated by the tossing about of the term Global Warming by the media, eager for an easy catchall. So many idiots on cold days try to wittily retort "So much for their Global Warming!" For years, we and our friends have tried to promote GCFU, Global Climatological Fuck Up. I would follow up with that whole bucket of environmental worry worms, but I need to sleep tonight, and get up in the morning. Thinking about it too much prevents both.

I remain fascinated by the individual cases, the floods and fires, landslides and tsunami, blizzards and tornados. I have NOAAon my menu bar, and I check it every morning before work. Not just the temp and forecast, but the dewpoint, and I look at the overnight readings, locally, and where our friends live. If I'd been better at math when I was young, I would certainly have been a meteorologist. All because of Mr. Novak and his morning blackboard forecasts, drawing sweeping cold fronts and describing pressure systems, his contagious enthusiasm feeding my particular interest.

I also love stories of escape from cataclysm. My own grandmother, terrified of thunderstorms, nearly died when the fireplace she'd been sitting near a moment before, was hit by lightening. The chimney collapsed and crushed her chair. And in nearly every rash of tornados, a baby is found in a tree, unharmed, far from home. A last survivor is rescued long after hope is gone, nearly crushed under debris after an earthquake, drinking rainwater that has trickled through.

The earth reminds us we are not entitled to our lives, nature gives not a damn whether we live or die, no precautions are sufficient in all cases. But there are loopholes, rogue waves, unprayable miracles.

Therapy

D does all his OT (occupational therapy) as well as GPT (guitar playing therapy) and CPT (cat petting therapy), but his finger is still going to take a while to get back into the normal range. I admire his fortitude, and forbearance. He puts the lie to the men-are-bad-patients stereotype, which I have always hated as reactionary prejudice. Just ain't so. I'm much more wimpy about my poor auld back.

We managed to haul our agoraphobic asses out today, to see Juno. It's not for everyone, no. A small movie that doesn't seem to be doing much but show off clever dialogue, superficially Veronica Mars gets knocked up, it lingers in my mind. It seems to be about teenagers, and it is. Beneath that surface are the beating hearts of complicated characters doing the best they can with what they have. High strung, insouciant, varyingly committed to their lives and loves, half conscious of their motives and actions, reaching out, shutting off, suffering and surviving, being brave and acting brave, striving and resigning themselves all together. A messy story about love and life and the choices we make. With a funky little soundtrack.

Watching it, I thought about the Cusak movie High Fidelity, which I didn't like. A well made, well written piece about people I couldn't like. An excellent movie that I hated having seen. Juno might well be the antidote to it, the same film on the flipside, full of love and a desire to grow up, where High Fidelity was about undercutting love and staying irresponsible. Juno is also one of those rare stories where the most initially abrasive characters become, at the end, admirable and sympathetic. We are given the chance to understand how they are lovable, and why the other characters love them.

It's a hopeful little show.

Tableaux

Pressing

I worked with D's surgeon this week. I'm having retroactive walking nightmares. And very glad of this surgeon's knowledge. Let me 'splain. When we in the job have medical issues, we worry a lot. When it's our own family, those we love, it's pathological for us. We have just a little too much information, experience, and way too much imagination.

A patient with a finger infection, ok, bad enough to need surgery to clean it out. Other complications, but nothing really critical, I thought. Until Dr. G asks that some of the tissue go to pathology. "Might be lung cancer."

I laughed, thinking he joked, not unheard of from hand surgeons. But no, metastatic tumor in the digits is usually from a lung cancer source. Well. Um. D just had a tumor removed from his hand, benign. Report back, all as expected. But a frantic moment clutched my gut, as I realized that Dr. G knew this last month, as I did not. My heart went out to this patient's spouse in the waiting room.

D heals, swelling down, strength and mobility returning with therapy. He's worn with the pain, which I understand better now than when he had the shattered elbow to heal. We shall consider this our welcome to middle age.

I stopped in a lovely little shop, with D's encouragement, came out with a pointless bit of old silver for my throat. We'd already found a cool toy for C, who is hard pressed. When the losses pile up, best to give to others, take care of oneself, pet the cat.

Temptation

Carolyn Hax is an advice columnist for the Washington Post, today wrote the most beautifully wise, zen, piece, putting deeply philosophical concepts into the most down to earth language. The WP require registration, but I have never gotten spam because of them, so please, I believe it worthwhile.

The heart of her column? "Why we aren't more motivated to be wise in the face of temptation?"

I succumbed to my darkest thoughts today, lost hope and impetus. D joined me. It's been a rough month, emotionally and psychically, physically and financially. I used to think I got twisted by February because I record advancement of years this month. Perhaps it's just February itself.

I have a peek into the kinds of people who choose strange ways to kill themselves. Who leave the door unlocked, coffee pot going, note on the table, tarps to catch the mess. Strange death draws me in. The woman who drowned in a salsa making machine. The bungee jumper who measured the bungee from drop to ground, not allowing for any stretch, or his own height. The people who follow each other, trying to rescue the preceding person, into vats, toilet pits, wells, each succumbing to fumes in turn. Sexual antics in private planes leading to embarrassing death. I understand the fey mood, the reckless disregard, even if I always catch myself and pull back.

Cult

The younger of my two brothers, Bill, made me laugh. He comforted me when our parents fought once, playing a game in the basement, ignoring our father shouting at our mother. He read to me, and took me for the Easter egg hunt at Patton Park. I loved him fiercely. When he spent evenings away, then moved away to college, he left me bereft. At eight, I didn't understand why he wouldn't want to stay with his little sister. Abandoned to my fate, I had terribly mixed feelings of longing and abandonment.

During his second year in college, after having changed his major from chemistry to English to theater, mom even made him a black cape with red lining for the flair of it all, he disappeared. Then announced that he had joined the Children of God. He would fall out of communication for long periods of time, to send a letter from Pennsylvania, then England, then Portugal, Japan. This caused much praying and anxiety from our very Catholic mother, and a plunge into belligerent drinking from our dad. I struggled though childhood with this dark cloud, accused and pronounced guilty before making a single independent choice, while grieving for my lost brother.

In the midst of the early shock, the Jonestown Massacre flooded the news, and we imagined the worst. My young, impressionable brother would wind up dead in a brainwashing suicide cult. But he didn't, he tramped around Europe, had a grand time, and never considered the frantic and ate-up excuse for the family left behind. He escaped, and now I commend him. Then, I yearned for him, and talked to him constantly, argued with him, until he slowly faded from my memory.

He would be fine, living his own Christian life in what he described as a loose chain of communes, teaching children, and doing God's work, with no idea of the fevered imaginings of his mother, the raging of his father, or his small sister left to take the blame. To his credit, about ten years ago, we met, and he apologized to me, a deeply healing gesture.

But my fascination, my connection to stories of religious cults, Jonestown being the first, but Waco and Heaven's Gate and Aum Shinrikyo, all pound me in the chest like heavy artillery at close range. A reflex of fear and thrill, personally felt. Of a master manipulator gathering the lost and gullible to boost a gluttonous ego, and a sadistic mass suicide for the finale.

I feel this personally, and this is what I needed most to write about. This dark story is just beneath the surface, threatening to explode. I have written it clearly, I have tried to keep it secret, as it sits like a lump, refusing to be revealed, or hidden.

Pixies

Pixilation is not a phenomenon I have definitely experienced. The losing of an item, a thorough search, then a request for it's return to the spirits of place, with a return of the object where I had most definitely looked, not really. Losing, looking and finding, yes, but usually I can rationalize why I did not spot my glasses on the dresser, but D did, where I looked several times. Just the wrong angle, he's a bit taller, I didn't have my glasses on, after all.

I tend to think that this is a quirk in the human brain, the inability to see whatever is in front of our eyes, then a slight change, and it becomes visible again. Interesting enough as insight into how we perceive. I have little enough faith in my own memory and perception to think my keys are being hidden from me by a mischievous entity. There are times when it would be less personally insulting to blame the brownies. And there have been lost earrings showing up in highly unlikely places, long after I'd given them up for gone.

When I was eight, my brother and sister-in-law gave me a little pearl ring. I thought it was a real pearl at the time. Rather quickly, it disappeared. Desperate, I did as taught, prayed to God, and St. Anthony, even St. Jude as finding it seemed hopeless. I threatened that I would stop believing in God if He didn't help me find it. Six months or so later, I found it near the baseboard beside my bed. I reluctantly had to start believing again, sort of. The fake pearl had started to peel, and the metal tarnished. If a pagan guardian angel had hidden it from me, to point me to doubt, it could hardly have been done more effectively.

Pixies don't prank me, I suspect merely my own mind does. But I am willing to concede that others have a better case for external interference. If I had less clutter, this might all be clearer.

How would a unique gold ring, coincidentally engraved with the names of mother, sister, girl, thought to be buried, would wind up miles away, then inside a teleporting alligator, only to be found by the only surviving child of a doomsday cult?

Puma

ABC's. Alien Big Cats show up all over Britain, as well as all over the world, stealthily avoiding clear photography, leaving DNA samples, or heaven forbid being captured. Sadly, the chances I will witness a large black feline in the early hours of the morning in the English wild woods or hedgerows (as I imagine from Wind in the Willows) are vanishingly slim. There is a whole field for the unknown and out of place creatures, Cryptozoology. A rich vein these days, as new species are found, most notably in the DMZ between North and South Korea. The shadow leopard of Sumatra is a recent discovery. Yeti and lake monsters, chupacabras and mothmen all inhabit the liminal space between reality and myth. The big cats seem to me the most plausible as real.

Cats are elusive and mysterious when they live in one's home, able to vanish into a crack in the wall of reality for hours at a time. Panthers out of place could have more elusive skills. Domestic cats find their way across country to the humans they claim, even in new places. Or away to their own territory when the humans that claim them move away. Large cats could well be following ancestral paths, if they exist factually. Apart from people, but aware of us.

There are stories of cats who take busses, or who round neighborhoods, waiting miles away to be picked up by their humans every day. Cats who survive in moving vans and shipping containers. There was a cat who lived at the Mt. Washington Observatory, a spot in the White Mountains renowned for it's severe weather, at the weather station. Cats appear everywhere but the Antarctic. Where humans go, cats hitch a lift, to see what's there. They don't really need us, but we seem to fascinate them.

Then there are the cats in the walls of old homes, mummified. Put there, presumably intentionally - as magical protection, I wonder if the idea started when a cat just got stuck of it's own accord. Because for all their grace and speed, they do wind up in untenable positions at times. Up trees, in cactus, down sewers, possessing a certain whathehellgiveitago attitude.

And there is a part of us as humans that feels a fierce protectiveness for the young of our own predators. Apes have been eaten by lions, yet Koko had a kitten. The human psyche, probably from before we were human, has absorbed catness into ourselves. A strange mix of affection and fear, the feline is part of who we are. As we see human faces in rocks and trees, we also see huge cats (& dogs) in the shadows. Large, black, terrifying cats.

Smelt

I had a recurrent nightmare of wading in shallow water, and tiny fish nibbling away my toes, unable to pull my feet out of the lake. Too many nature shows about pirana. These dreams faded by the time I started school, but I still have a strange preoccupation with fish, without actually liking them. Except to eat. When I first heard stories of fish falling from the sky, I thought about the story of Moses and Manna from Heaven, a miraculous rain.

Instead of miracles, falls of fish, whether of a single species or a variety, near water or fairly far inland are dismissed as the result of waterspouts and whirlwinds. Although in a few cases, this is probably accurate, it's rather like the stab victim - who was "just standing around minding my own business." Such a blanket excuse, a comfort, not in any way analytical or thoughtful.

Living creatures from out of the blue. Jan DeBlieu's Wind:How the Flow of Air has Shaped Life, Myth, and the Land, suggests that whirlwinds could explain some falls, but adding in the amazing insight that jet streams could easily move birds long distances, and so, I thought, why not fish? Charles Fort may have believed in teleportation of some sort. I much prefer a natural, if mysterious and unlikely explanation. A rare, unpredictable, but given just the right series of peculiar circumstances, and a small area will be up to their knees in anomalous frogs or smelt. Why not wind, which throws straws into trees and changes rocks?

Occam's razor cuts both ways. The simple does not always take into account all the circumstances, when the facts are bizarre.

What, I thought, would happen if a people are faced with regular falls of fish? What if they live by the best precepts of scientific method, observing and gathering data, not theorizing ahead of the facts? On the edge, in need of protein, as most human civilization always has been? I imagine them both logging the sizes and species, times, conditions, and then having a fish fry. What would this do to their worldview, their beliefs? Especially given the human capacity to normalize the extraordinary.

I will likely never experience a fish rain. But I would hope I would have the presence of mind to turn my umbrella up to catch as many as I can.

Times

All my life, I have watched for the oddness. The maple seed spinner that had a bump, the double yolk, the bread slice with the air hole, the M&N candy. I saw the Tooth Fairy, once. My mother loved tales of Seafaring disasters, Flying Dutchmen, as well as saintly miracles. Proof of the unique and inexplicable delights me.


If I have a faith today, it is that life is stranger than we can know. I think scientific method is the best human process, but that it is incomplete. The strangeness will not sit still for a good double blind study, which does not make it invalid. I know scientists themselves are prone to all that human ego is err to, from fudging the numbers to willful blindness for whatever does not fit their comfortable frame of reference, greed and lack of imagination. Which doesn't make them bad, it simply makes them Not Gods. There are Skeptics who worship them. There are Atheists who worship the idea of No God with the passion of the Orthodox. Such Atheists and Skeptics (the one note Believers in Anti-Belief, not the thoughtful well-let's sees) are just as rigid in their assumptions as the credulous believers, closing their minds and jumping to the conclusion they most want.

D got a copy of the Fortean Times, many years ago. It took me a while, but once I started reading it, I converted. Found my true faith. Douglas Adams was a prophet A mobile point, always watching, never accepting any explanation as eternal writ. For what is there to write upon? Stone erodes, cracks, melts, what words would survive even there? People will believe anything, much of it just screwy, our own ability to conceive of the way life works woefully inadequate to encompass the infinite variety.

When I came to write a novel, how could I do other than dig into this rich source? Putting the story here could be an issue, since I do dream of publishing, one day. But the ideas that inspire me? Ah ha! That I can write about. I will reveal to you my secrets, all the Forteana that drives and populates my meagre attempt at fiction.

I change again, from long convoluted essays, to my explorations of Boston, to daily struggles and worries, and now, the far edges that have always fired my mind. Let's see where this one goes...