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Henry happened into a study of Hellenic helmets by happenstance. He raised hens and hogs near his home on the heath. He had no hair on his body. Harassed in high school, he consoled himself he'd not been named Harry.
Studying history at Harvard, he befriended a hermaphrodite from Hibernia, who feared hell and hated heaven.
His heirs hospitably accepted his horrible, hoaxed, heraldry, a hysteric hydra holding a hula hoop (having a sense of humor.) A happy husband to Helen, hopelessly outliving her, he hung himself with hemp.
No holy hero
hummingbird with a horseshoe
heavy hopeless heart.
Studying history at Harvard, he befriended a hermaphrodite from Hibernia, who feared hell and hated heaven.
His heirs hospitably accepted his horrible, hoaxed, heraldry, a hysteric hydra holding a hula hoop (having a sense of humor.) A happy husband to Helen, hopelessly outliving her, he hung himself with hemp.
No holy hero
hummingbird with a horseshoe
heavy hopeless heart.
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Posted by Zhoen on Saturday, August 02, 2008
4 comments:
Hugely hentertaining.
Congratulations - you got an aitch on to the bike registration plate. I could tell you more about the bike but such comment would no doubt be h-otiose.
Is happenstance a word? That would be awesome.
chiya,
happenstance |ˈhapənˌstans|
noun
coincidence : it was just happenstance that I happened to be there | an untoward happenstance for Trudy.
ORIGIN late 19th cent.: blend of happen and circumstance .
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